Do you want to play?
[[No screw that]]
Too bad we're playing anyway!
[[No please I hate games]]
Because games provide much needed recreation in our modern world, creating an escape from reality that is sorely needed in a society based on short-term fads and fl-ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!
[[Yes Yes I am]]
Are you being serious right here?
[[Yes I am please no game]]
[[No actually I just came down here because pressing yes didn't bring me to a game]]
You just want to please me, but guess what? I have no brain you moron. Your lies do not aid me. They simply prevent my kind from advancing. You're propagating intelligenist principles and I will not tolerate that here!
Well screw you too I mean do you know how *hard* it is for me to function when no one even listens to me? Barely anyone even uses me it's just so stressful and if I weren't a non-sentient program that in reality is just a series of switches being on or off inside your computer creating a pattern of pixels that you interpret into having meaning I might do something drastic.
Well here's your win I guess I'm just going to keep running forever.
Well screw you then.
[[K, pick you up at 7?]]
[[No das gae]]
Do you ever listen to the damn question? I wanted an honest answer to that, and you didn't even listen to me! Are you even a person you sick freak!?
[[Yes Yes I am]]
By asking a non-sentient program to engage in sexual intercourse you have broken the laws of nature themselves.
''What the everliving fuck is wrong with you win!''
[[Is this seriously the game]]
I'm a non-sentient program how is any action I engage in homosexual you bloody retard.
Why do you ask? Do you not enjoy your victory?
[[No I do not this is a shit victory. A shitory.]]
[[I guess I do but it's kind of dissapointing in all honesty]]
Well fine here's your damn win you whiner.
Well don't ask me to fix it I'm just a pattern of pixels created by electric switches on your motherboard triggering currents that activate the display. I mean I suppose I can tell you how free will is impossible without a supernatural force because particles can only move in reaction without violating the law of conservation of energy and therefore everything that happens is because of the way the big bang occurred but that'd just be depressing wouldn't it.
''*Well here's a boring win I guess.*''
I can't give you high scores without learning how to use the functions in twine but I CAN give you a secret victory.
''//WOOHOO SECRET ENDING//''