Welcome to Monster Date, the game that believes Monsters deserve love too. [[Begin|I am a]] <img src="splash.png"> **Game by Beardo Games** **Music by Montgomery Word** How would you describe your self? I am a ... [[Wolfman|W Seeking]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> [[Bride|B Seeking]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Seeking]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Seeking]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Frankenstein|F Seeking]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Horta|H Seeking]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> (set: $Monster to 1) How would you describe your ideal partner? I'm seeking a ... [[Frankenstein|F Date]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Bride|B Date]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Date]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Date]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Horta|H Date]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Wolfman|W Date]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> (set: $Monster to 2) How would you describe your ideal partner? I'm seeking a ... [[Frankenstein|F Date]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Bride|B Date]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Date]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Date]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Horta|H Date]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Wolfman|W Date]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> (set: $Monster to 3) How would you describe your ideal partner? I'm seeking a ... [[Frankenstein|F Date]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Bride|B Date]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Date]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Date]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Horta|H Date]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Wolfman|W Date]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> (set: $Monster to 4) How would you describe your ideal partner? I'm seeking a ... [[Frankenstein|F Date]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Bride|B Date]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Date]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Date]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Horta|H Date]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Wolfman|W Date]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> (set: $Monster to 5) How would you describe your ideal partner? I'm seeking a ... [[Frankenstein|F Date]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Bride|B Date]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Date]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Date]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Horta|H Date]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Wolfman|W Date]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> (set: $Monster to 6) How would you describe your ideal partner? I'm seeking a ... [[Frankenstein|F Date]] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Bride|B Date]] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Medusa|M Date]] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Mummy|Mm Date]] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Horta|H Date]] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Wolfman|W Date]] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> <img src="boothwolfn.png"> Hey - how are ya- I just love this restaurant! Can I buy you a drink? [[I'll have a Coors Lite.|Silver]] [[I'm fine with water.|Water]] [[I'll have what you're having.|Good]] <img src="boothbriden.png"> This restaurant is ... interesting. (set: $Frank to false)(if: $Monster is 5)[(set: $Frank to true)](if: $Frank is true)[You seem familiar. Do I know you? Have we met before? [[Yes|YesF]] [[No|NoF]]] (if: $Frank is false)[Do you like dancing? [[Yes|YesD]] [[No|NoD]]] <img src="boothmedusan.png"> Traffic was terrible tonight & it took me for ever to park. What are you drinking? [[I like pink wine.|Pink]] [[I'm having a half beer, half cider.|Snake]] [[I'm having a very dry gin martini.|Gin]] <img src="boothmummyn.png"> This place is so lively and bright. Tell me, are you a spiritual person? [[I grew up going to Sunday school, but that's about it.|Sunday]] [[I regularly pray to Isis.|Isis]] [[I take great solace in the Scroll of Thoth.|Thoth]] <img src="boothfrank.png"> **ARRRGGGHHGH** FIRE?! [[Good.|Fgood]] [[BAD.|Fbad]] [[What, dude?|Dude]] <img src="boothhorta.png"> (set: $Horta to false)(if: $Monster is 6)[(set: $Horta to true)](if: $Horta is false)[//Your date has no obvious means of communicating ... Will you attempt a mind meld?// [[Yes, of course!|Meld]] [[No way!|NoMeld]]](if: $Horta is true)[Hey dude- I've never met another Horta in this town--it's so great to meet you! First date I've been on in ages where I haven't had to just sit there and rely on the other creature to perform a mind meld so we could communicate. How about that Star Fleet, by the way? [[They're working to correct their mistakes.|Mistakes]] [[Absolute butchers-I can't stand them.|Butcher]] [[What's a Star Fleet?|What]]]<img src="boothwolfa.png"> The SILVER BULLET?! You've got to be kidding me. Sigh. (if: $Monster is 1)[As a fellow Wolfman that's just despicable. ] Anyway, what do you like to do in your free time? [[I like to read.|Read]] [[I like to throw a frisbee in the park.|Park]] [[I volunteer at the animal shelter to help with the neutering.|Shelter]] (set: $Points to -1)<img src="boothwolfn.png"> Heh, boring. Anyway, what do you like to do in your free time? [[I like to read.|Read]] [[I like to throw a frisbee in the park.|Park]] [[I volunteer at the animal shelter to help with the neutering.|Shelter]] (set: $Points to 0)<img src="boothwolfh.png"> Double Yeager bombs it is! You are an awesome (if: $Monster is 1)[Wolfman](if: $Monster is 2)[Bride](if: $Monster is 3)[Medusa](if: $Monster is 4)[Mummy](if: $Monster is 5)[Frankenstein](if: $Monster is 6)[Horta]!!! Anyway, what do you like to do in your free time? [[I like to read.|Read]] [[I like to throw a frisbee in the park.|Park]] [[I volunteer at the animal shelter to help with the neutering.|Shelter]] (set: $Points to 1)<img src="boothwolfn.png"> Yeah, I'm not a bigger reader. I'm more of the active type. What's your favorite album? [[The Monster Mash.|Mash]] [[Thriller.|Thriller]] [[I don't have a favorite-I just like all kinds of music.|Music]] <img src="boothwolfh.png"> I love the park! And I love chasing a frisbee. (if: $Monster is 1)[Some of our fellow Wolfmen find it demeaning, but I can't help myself.](if: $Monster is 2)[I've never known a Bride that was interested in spending time in the out doors before.](if: $Monster is 3)[I've never known such an active Medusa before.](if: $Monster is 4)[I've never known such a vigorous Mummy before.](if: $Monster is 5)[I've never known such an agile Frankenstein before.](if: $Monster is 6)[I've never known such an athletic Horta before.]!!! What's your favorite album? [[The Monster Mash.|Mash]] [[Thriller.|Thriller]] [[I don't have a favorite-I just like all kinds of music.|Music]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1)) <img src="boothwolfa.png"> **Seriously?** Neutering? (if: $Monster is 1)[And you call yourself a WolfMAN.](if: $Monster is 2)[If you weren't a Bride....](if: $Monster is 3)[I knew Medusas were cold but....](if: $Monster is 4)[What kind of Mummy are you?](if: $Monster is 5)[Frankensteins are supposed to be better than that.](if: $Monster is 6)[Crazy Horta!] Oh well. What's your favorite album? [[The Monster Mash.|Mash]] [[Thriller.|Thriller]] [[I don't have a favorite-I just like all kinds of music.|Music]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1)) <img src="boothwolfa.png"> Guh-I HATE that cliche crap. Oh well. At least this date is almost over. [[Next|NextW]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothwolfh.png"> That is my favorite of all time!!! You are the best. Oh well. To bad this date is almost over. [[Next|NextW]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothwolfn.png"> Meh. I guess you're ecceltic. But me, I know what I like. Oh well. This date is almost over. [[Next|NextW]] **Do you want to see the Wolfman again?** [[Yes|YesW]] [[No|NoW]] (if: $Points is 3)[Outstanding! The Wolfman is really into you too! You seem like a super compatible couple! This is the perfect match! **True Love.**](if: $Points is 2)[You were mostly compatible-- the Wolfman is interested in a second date.](if: $Points is 1)[You made a vague positive impression, but it was pretty weak. I wouldn't expect a call back from the Wolfman.](if: $Points is 0)[You made no impression. Wolfman doesn't want to see you again because he can't remember who you are.](if: $Points is -1)[Wolfman is just not that into you.](if: $Points is -2)[That date was terrible. The Wolfman really doesn't want to see you again.](if: $Points is -3)[You two could not be more incompatible! While opposites sometimes attract, this date was so bad the Wolfman is suspicious he was being punked. He does not want to go out again. And he's blocked your number. **Rejected.**] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> [[Play again?|Start]](if: $Points is 3)[Too bad you don't want to see Wolfman again--it would have been the perfect match!](if: $Points is 2)[You were mostly compatible-- but that must not have been enough for you. Too bad.](if: $Points is 1)[You guys only had a little bit in common- so it's probably for the best.](if: $Points is 0)[No connection there. Perfectly forgetable date.](if: $Points is -1)[Wolfman is just not that into you either, so it's for the best.](if: $Points is -2)[That date was terrible & you knew it.](if: $Points is -3)[Smart cookie. You guys had nothing in common. And didn't he seem angry all the time?] <img src="profilewolfman.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothbriden.png"> Who do you remind me of? [[It's me--Frank|Frank]] <img src="boothbriden.png"> Really? Who do you remind me of? [[Surely not your ex!|Frank]] [[A lot of people think they recognize me because I've been in movies!|Movie]] <img src="boothbrideh.png"> Me too! My ex would never take me out dancing. We just stayed in the dungeon all the time. He was really dull. You're a lively (if: $Monster is 1)[Wolfman](if: $Monster is 2)[Bride](if: $Monster is 3)[Medusa](if: $Monster is 4)[Mummy](if: $Monster is 5)[Frankenstein](if: $Monster is 6)[Horta]!!! Anyway, what else do you like to do in your free time? [[I like to cook.|Cook]] [[I like to lurch around and stomp my feet.|Stomp]] [[I hunt for antiques at flea markets.|Flea]] (set: $Points to 1)<img src="boothbriden.png"> Too bad! I love Dancing and my ex would never take me out dancing. We just stayed in the dungeon all the time. He was really dull. You kind of remind me of him. Anyway, what do you like to do in your free time? [[I like to cook.|Cook]] [[I like to lurch around and stomp my feet.|Stomp]] [[I hunt for antiques at flea markets.|Flea]] (set: $Points to -1)<img src="boothbrideh.png"> That's wonderful! My ex expected me to do all the cooking and cleaning. I admire a (if: $Monster is 1)[Wolfman](if: $Monster is 2)[Bride](if: $Monster is 3)[Medusa](if: $Monster is 4)[Mummy](if: $Monster is 5)[Frankenstein](if: $Monster is 6)[Horta] that can cook for themselves!!! Anyway, where did you go on your last vacation? [[I went to a damp, dark castle.|Damp]] [[I went to the beach.|Beach]] [[I did a stay-cation and organized a strategy for my finances.|Stay]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1)) <img src="boothbridea.png"> How terrible! That's what my ex used to do!!! Anyway, where did you go on your last vacation? [[I went to a damp, dark castle.|Damp]] [[I went to the beach.|Beach]] [[I did a stay-cation and organized a strategy for my finances.|Stay]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothbriden.png"> That's okay. If you like pawing through other people's junk. Anyway, where did you go on your last vacation? [[I went to a damp, dark castle.|Damp]] [[I went to the beach.|Beach]] [[I did a stay-cation and organized a strategy for my finances.|Stay]] <img src="boothbridea.png"> FRANK! How dare you trick me into going on a date with you? I told you it was over. [[Next|End]] <img src="boothbriden.png"> Really? Name a movie you were in? [[Bride of Frankenstein!|Frank]] [[I had a small speaking part in Cocktail!|Cock]] <img src="boothbrideh.png"> That's my favorite movie! [[Next|End2]] Seriously- Frank - you need to get over you ex. What did you think was going to happen tricking her into going on a date with you? You've been split up since 1935, and you were never any good together. [[Play again?|Start]] <img src="profilebride.png"> You are the worst. You had a lovely date with the Bride, but only by disguising yourself and hiding that you are her ex. How long do you think you could keep this up? Please to the right thing and don't try to keep on with this charade. <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Play again?|Start]] <img src="boothbridea.png"> Nothing I hate more than a damp dark castle! You'll probably tell me it had a laboratory and a dungeon! At least this date is almost over. [[Next|NextB]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothbrideh.png"> That's wonderful! I love fun in the sun. Too bad this date is almost over. [[Next|NextB]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothbriden.png"> Hm. I guess it's good to get your stuff together. This date is almost over. [[Next|NextB]] **Do you want to see the Bride again?** [[Yes|YesB]] [[No|NoB]] (if: $Points is 3)[Hooray! You and the Bride are an ideal couple! This is the perfect match! **True Love.**](if: $Points is 2)[You were highly compatible-- the Bride is surely interested in second date.](if: $Points is 1)[You made a vague positive impression, but it was pretty weak. I wouldn't expect a call back from the Bride.](if: $Points is 0)[You made no impression on the Bride-she was bored and doesn't want to see you again.](if: $Points is -1)[The Bride is just not that into you.](if: $Points is -2)[That date was terrible. The Bride really doesn't want to see you again. You should know better.](if: $Points is -3)[You two could not be more incompatible! She's blocked your number. And why would you want to be with someone who constantly talks about their ex! **Rejected.**] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Play again?|Start]](if: $Points is 3)[Shucks! You would have been the perfect match!](if: $Points is 2)[You so compatible-- I can't believe you don't want to see her again.](if: $Points is 1)[You guys only had a little bit in common- so it's probably for the best.](if: $Points is 0)[No connection there. Perfectly forgetable date.](if: $Points is -1)[The Bride is just not that into you either, so it's for the best.](if: $Points is -2)[That date was terrible & you knew it. On to the next one!](if: $Points is -3)[Smart cookie. You guys had nothing in common-and you're just like her ex. If she couldn't get along with him, she'd never get along with you.] <img src="profilebride.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothmedusan.png"> Really? Pink wine? Are you an adult? Anyway, what are your political leanings? [[We need to get this country back on track! Cut taxes!|Tax]] [[We need to level the playing field!|Play]] [[All these issues are more complex and nuanced than people think they are.|Complex]] (set: $Points to 0)<img src="boothmedusaa.png"> Really? "Half beer, half cider" is a Snake Bite. Are you trying to tell me something? Rude. Anyway, what are your political leanings? [[We need to get this country back on track! Cut taxes!|Tax]] [[We need to level the playing field!|Play]] [[All these issues are more complex and nuanced than people think they are.|Complex]] (set: $Points to -1)<img src="boothmedusah.png"> Really? A (if: $Monster is 1)[Wolfman](if: $Monster is 2)[Bride](if: $Monster is 3)[Medusa](if: $Monster is 4)[Mummy](if: $Monster is 5)[Frankenstein](if: $Monster is 6)[Horta] after my own heart. The more astringent the better. But with extra olives. Anyway, what are your political leanings? [[We need to get this country back on track! Cut taxes!|Tax]] [[We need to level the playing field!|Play]] [[All these issues are more complex and nuanced than people think they are.|Complex]] (set: $Points to 1)<img src="boothmedusaa.png"> Ugg. If times are bad, how will defunding everything help? Anyway, what kind of music do you like? [[I live for heavy metal.|Heavy]] [[I like classic hip hop and a lot of R&B.|Hip]] [[My favorite band is ELO- the Electric Light Orchestra.|ELO]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothmedusan.png"> I guess. A lot of people say that, but what does it really mean? Anyway, what kind of music do you like? [[I live for heavy metal.|Heavy]] [[I like classic hip hop and a lot of R&B.|Hip]] [[My favorite band is ELO- the Electric Light Orchestra.|ELO]] <img src="boothmedusah.png"> Exactly! It seems like in the media we reduce every issue to a yes or no along party lines, but even when I agree with a "yes," I don't think any of the details are being adequately considered. Anyway, what kind of music do you like? [[I live for heavy metal.|Heavy]] [[I like classic hip hop and a lot of R&B.|Hip]] [[My favorite band is ELO- the Electric Light Orchestra.|ELO]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothmedusan.png"> Hm. I guess everyone has their thing. This date is almost over. [[Next|NextM]] <img src="boothmedusah.png"> Ha! Me too - that's my thing. Too bad this date is almost over. [[Next|NextM]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothmedusaa.png"> Argh-ELO?! I hate that one song of theirs- "Turn to Stone." At least, this date is almost over. [[Next|NextM]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1)) **Do you want to see Medusa again?** [[Yes|YesM]] [[No|NoM]] (if: $Points is 3)[**True Love.** With music, politics, and beverages in common you can't go wrong.](if: $Points is 2)[You managed not to turn to stone- with a lot in common, Medusa would also like to see you again.](if: $Points is 1)[You made a vague positive impression, but it was pretty weak. I wouldn't expect a call back from the Medusa.](if: $Points is 0)[We asked Medusa about you, and she can't remember your date. Sorry.](if: $Points is -1)[Medusa is just not that into you.](if: $Points is -2)[You should know better-- that was not a good match and Medusa does not want to see you again.](if: $Points is -3)[Seriously? You had nothing in common so it's no wonder that she didn't want to see you again. **Rejected.**] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Play again?|Start]](if: $Points is 3)[You don't know what's good for you--that was the perfect match!](if: $Points is 2)[You so compatible-- I can't believe you don't want to see her again.](if: $Points is 1)[You guys only had a little bit in common- so it's probably for the best.](if: $Points is 0)[Perfectly forgetable date.](if: $Points is -1)[Meh. You and Medusa went your seperate ways.](if: $Points is -2)[That was a date bad enough you knew neither of you would want to go through it again.](if: $Points is -3)[Whew. Could two people be more incompatible?] <img src="profilemedusa.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothmummyn.png"> Well. How nice for you. (set: $Mum to false)(if: $Monster is 4)[(set: $Mum to true)](if: $Mum is true)[You seem like an old soul. Do you like the arts? [[Yes, I'm interested in hieroglyphic frescos.|YesMum]] [[No, I'm a Mummy of action.|NoMum]]] (if: $Mum is false)[How do you feel about significant age differences in relationships? [[Age ain't nothing but a number.|Age]] [[I've always been interested in older mummies.|Old]] [[I think great age differences can be a big challenge and put a strain on a relationship.|Strain]]] (set: $Points to 0) (set: $Points1 to 0)<img src="boothmummya.png"> Hissssss! Isis and I are not on good terms. (set: $Mum to false)(if: $Monster is 4)[(set: $Mum to true)](if: $Mum is true)[You seem like an old soul. Do you like the arts? [[Yes, I'm interested in hieroglyphic frescos.|YesMum]] [[No, I'm a Mummy of action.|NoMum]]] (if: $Mum is false)[How do you feel about significant age differences in relationships? [[Age ain't nothing but a number.|Age]] [[I've always been interested in older mummies.|Old]] [[I think great age differences can be a big challenge and put a strain on a relationship.|Strain]]] (set: $Points to -1) (set: $Points1 to -1)<img src="boothmummyh.png"> Yes! The Scrool of Thoth is nothing short of life affirming! I've never met a (if: $Monster is 1)[Wolfman who also thought so](if: $Monster is 2)[Bride who also thought so](if: $Monster is 3)[Medusa who felt the same](if: $Monster is 4)[a fellow Mummy who didn't agree](if: $Monster is 5)[Frankenstein who also thought so](if: $Monster is 6)[Horta who also thought so]! (set: $Mum to false)(if: $Monster is 4)[(set: $Mum to true)](if: $Mum is true)[You seem like an old soul. Do you like the arts? [[Yes, I'm interested in hieroglyphic frescos.|YesMum]] [[No, I'm a Mummy of action.|NoMum]]] (if: $Mum is false)[How do you feel about significant age differences in relationships? [[Age ain't nothing but a number.|Age]] [[I've always been interested in older mummies.|Old]] [[I think great age differences can be a big challenge and put a strain on a relationship.|Strain]]] (set: $Points to 1) (set: $Points1 to 1)<img src="boothmummyn.png"> Hmm. Surely the subject deserves a more thoughtful approach. What is your dream? [[To pass the CPA exam.|CPA]] [[To overcome death itself.|Death]] (set: $Points1 to $Points)<img src="boothmummyh.png"> Excellent. What is your dream? [[To pass the CPA exam.|CPA]] [[To overcome death itself.|Death]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1)) (set: $Points1 to $Points)<img src="boothmummya.png"> Ug. How unimaginative. What is your dream? [[To pass the CPA exam.|CPA]] [[To overcome death itself.|Death]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1)) (set: $Points1 to $Points) <img src="boothmummyh.png"> (if: $Points1 is 1)[Marvelous. I would expect nothing less from such an ancient devotee of Thoth.](if: $Points1 is 0)[So you haven't entirely forgotten your roots.](if: $Points1 is -1)[How surprising! Me too.] Do you like travel? [[Yes, I like to travel far and wide.|YesMumT]] [[No, I only long for Cairo.|NoMumT]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 2)) <img src="boothmummya.png"> (if: $Points1 is 1)[How disappointing. I would expect more from such an ancient devotee of Thoth.](if: $Points1 is 0)[Hmm. Have you entirely forgotten your roots?](if: $Points1 is -1)[Sigh. No big surprise there.] Do you like travel? [[Yes, I like to travel far and wide.|YesMumT]] [[No, I only long for Cairo.|NoMumT]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothmummyn.png"> Oh, not me! This date is almost over. [[Next|NextMum]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothmummyh.png"> Me too! Too bad this date is almost over. [[Next|NextMum]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))**Do you want to see the Mummy again?** [[Yes|YesMumfinal]] [[No|NoMumfinal]] (if: $Points is 4)[**Soul Mates** You're two of a kind.] (if: $Points is 3)[While not quite two of a kind, you are quite well matched.](if: $Points is 2)[You're a little wrapped up in this Mummy. I'm sure he wants to see you again.](if: $Points is 1)[Meh. You're not bound to each other, but he might call you.](if: $Points is 0)[That was a forgetable date-and the Mummy doesn't want a repeat performance. Sorry.](if: $Points is -1)[Mummy is just not that into you.](if: $Points is -2)[Really? You seem like a toxic combination.](if: $Points is -3)[With how little you have in common, you've got to be kidding me. **Rejected.**] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Play again?|Start]](if: $Points is 4)[But you could have been soul mates! You monster!](if: $Points is 3)[You don't know what's good for you--that was the perfect match!](if: $Points is 2)[You so compatible-- I can't believe you don't want to see him again.](if: $Points is 1)[It's probably for the best that you don't see each other again.](if: $Points is 0)[Perfectly forgetable date. No more please.](if: $Points is -1)[Meh. You and Mummy went your seperate ways.](if: $Points is -2)[Kind of a bad date--why repeat history?.](if: $Points is -3)[Wasn't meant to be.] <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothmummyn.png"> Good for you. I guess. This date is almost over. [[Next|NextMum]](set: $immortal to false)(if: $Points1 is 2)[(set: $immortal to true)](if: $Points1 is 1)[(set: $immortal to true)]<img src="boothmummyh.png"> How marvelous. (if: $immortal is true)[Let me ask you something... [[Yes?|QuestionMum]]](if: $immortal is false)[Too Bad this date is almost over.[[Next|NextMum]]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothmummyn.png"> If I asked you to let me sacrifice you, so I could mummify you, and then resurrect you so we could **really** be together--would you be down for that? [[Heck yeah!|interven]] [[You're moving too fast.|NextMum]]**Hold up there.** Your friends are staging an intervention. You can't let the Mummy kill you so he can resurrect you on the first date. You've had issues with this kind of thing in your past and your friends are trying to help you be more independent. Get it together. You can do better. <img src="profilemummy.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothfrank.png"> Ahem. Sorry about that. Fire is a trigger for me. Way to be surportive. Anyway. (set: $Bride to false)(if: $Monster is 2)[(set: $Bride to true)](if: $Bride is true)[You seem familiar. Do I know you? Have we met before? [[Yes|YesFB]] [[No|NoFB]]](if: $Bride is false)[Do you enjoy gardening? [[Yes, I turn my compost with a pitch fork every day.|Fork]] [[Yes, I grow roses, vegetables, succulents--can't get enough gardening.|Rose]] [[Not my thing.|Thing]]] (set: $Points to -1)<img src="boothfrank.png"> It is, isn't it? Ahem. Sorry about that. Fire is a trigger for me. Anyway. (set: $Bride to false)(if: $Monster is 2)[(set: $Bride to true)](if: $Bride is true)[You seem familiar. Do I know you? Have we met before? [[Yes|YesFB]] [[No|NoFB]]](if: $Bride is false)[Do you enjoy gardening? [[Yes, I turn my compost with a pitch fork every day.|Fork]] [[Yes, I grow roses, vegetables, succulents--can't get enough gardening.|Rose]] [[Not my thing.|Thing]]] (set: $Points to 1)<img src="boothfrank.png"> Ahem. Sorry about that. Fire is a trigger for me. Anyway. (set: $Bride to false)(if: $Monster is 2)[(set: $Bride to true)](if: $Bride is true)[You seem familiar. Do I know you? Have we met before? [[Yes|YesFB]] [[No|NoFB]]](if: $Bride is false)[Do you enjoy gardening? [[Yes, I turn my compost with a pitch fork every day.|Fork]] [[Yes, I grow roses, vegetables, succulents--can't get enough gardening.|Rose]] [[Not my thing.|Thing]]] (set: $Points to 0)<img src="boothfrank.png"> Pitch fork!? Now you're just trying to say things to get under my skin. How do you feel about recycling?? [[I like fresh new things--reuse is gross.|Gross]] [[I think we can combine old things to create new life! Recycling is the best!|Recycle]] [[We have curbside in my neighborhood.|Hood]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothfrank.png"> Me too. My garden is where I find peace to move beyond the issues of my troubled past. What do you think about recycling? [[I like fresh new things--reuse is gross.|Gross]] [[I think we can combine old things to create new life! Recycling is the best!|Recycle]] [[We have curbside in my neighborhood.|Hood]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothfrank.png"> Too bad. What do you think about recycling? [[I like fresh new things--reuse is gross.|Gross]] [[I think we can combine old things to create new life! Recycling is the best!|Recycle]] [[We have curbside in my neighborhood.|Hood]] <img src="boothfrank.png"> Is that you, my Bride? It's been so long. [[Let's reunite!|Reunite]] [[This was a mistake!|Split]] <img src="boothfrank.png"> I guess you just remind me of my ex. Do you enjoy gardening? [[Yes, I turn my compost with a pitch fork every day.|Fork]] [[Yes, I grow roses, vegetables, succulents--can't get enough gardening.|Rose]] [[Not my thing.|Thing]]**Reunited and it feels so good. You were made for each other.** <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]You were drawn like a moth to the flame--but then you remembered why you split up in 1935. Onward and upward! <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothfrank.png"> How short sighted and juvenile. What are your thoughts on regulation of medical research?? [[I think we need to shut that business right down!|Down]] [[Where would we be, really, without the mad scientists?|Mad]] [[I think we need thoughtful controls to protect society without standing in the way of progress.|Progress]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothfrank.png"> I could not agree more. What are your thoughts on regulation of medical research?? [[I think we need to shut that business right down!|Down]] [[Where would we be, really, without the mad scientists?|Mad]] [[I think we need thoughtful controls to protect society without standing in the way of progress.|Progress]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothfrank.png"> I guess that's nice for you. What are your thoughts on regulation of medical research?? [[I think we need to shut that business right down!|Down]] [[Where would we be, really, without the mad scientists?|Mad]] [[I think we need thoughtful controls to protect society without standing in the way of progress.|Progress]] <img src="boothfrank.png"> Really? Where would I be if that had happen! At least this date is almost over. [[Next|NextF]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothfrank.png"> Heh, heh. I hear you on that one. A little close to home, huh? Too bad this date is almost over. [[Next|NextF]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothfrank.png"> I guess. Hmp. This date is almost over. [[Next|NextF]] **Do you want to see Frankenstein again?** [[Yes|YesFrank]] [[No|NoFrank]] (if: $Points is 4)[**Meant To Be** You and Frankenstein belong together!] (if: $Points is 3)[You are quite well matched- Frankenstein agrees.](if: $Points is 2)[He would probably see you again.](if: $Points is 1)[He might call you.](if: $Points is 0)[Sorry. You just didn't make that much of an impression on Frankenstein.](if: $Points is -1)[Frankenstein is just not that into you. I wouldn't wait by the phone.](if: $Points is -2)[Really? He's not down for a second date.](if: $Points is -3)[With how little you have in common, you've got to be kidding me. **Rejected.**] (if: $Points is -4)[You can't possibly think he would want to see you again. **Rejected.**] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Play again?|Start]](if: $Points is 4)[Is that how you do? To just throw love away?] (if: $Points is 3)[Is that how you do? To just throw love away?](if: $Points is 2)[Frankenstein kind of wanted to see you again, but I can see why you're not into it.](if: $Points is 1)[Mediocre! I wouldn't go on a second date with Frankenstein either.](if: $Points is 0)[Blah. Not a great date. Try again.](if: $Points is -1)[Frankenstein is just not that into you--and you aren't into him either.](if: $Points is -2)[That's what I call fundamental incompatibility.](if: $Points is -3)[You and Frankenstein just don't have much in common.] (if: $Points is -4)[Good call! Clearly you and Frankenstein were not a match.] <img src="profilefrank.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothhorta.png"> //Excellent! So lean in there and get your hands just so...// [[Meld.|PostMeld]]<img src="boothhorta.png"> //Really? Not even going to try?// [[Oh, ok. We'll try the mind meld.|Meld]] [[No way. I'm not touching the Horta.|NoWay]]<img src="boothhorta.png"> Yeah-- I think so too. They even let me join Star Fleet and I've been consulting on their policies, so I can help them maybe //not// kill a bunch of babies every time they start a new mining colony on an unexplored planet. What's your favorite tv show? [[I don't like tv.|TV]] [[I like a lot of reality tv shows.|Reality]] [[Anything written by Shonda Rhimes.|Shonda]] (set: $Points to 1)<img src="boothhorta.png"> Well, they did kill all those babies on the mining colony, but they didn't know. And they let me join Star Fleet, and I've been working on policies with them. Anyway, what's your favorite tv show? [[I don't like tv.|TV]] [[I like a lot of reality tv shows.|Reality]] [[Anything written by Shonda Rhimes.|Shonda]] (set: $Points to 0)<img src="boothhorta.png"> Seriously? Do you have your head up your...? Anyway, whats your favorite TV show? [[I don't like tv.|TV]] [[I like a lot of reality tv shows.|Reality]] [[Anything written by Shonda Rhimes|Shonda]] (set: $Points to -1)<img src="boothhortanokill.png"> //What a sad turn of events. The Horta has now become very fearful of you.// [[Next|EndHorta]] Why did you even to go on this date if you weren't going to try!!! **I feel bad for the Horta.** <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]<img src="boothhorta.png"> I can't relate to that at all. Do you like kids? Do you plan on having a big family? [[Of course! I plan on reproducing like crazy.|reproduce]] [[I don't know.|know]] [[I hate kids.|kids]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))<img src="boothhorta.png"> I guess Project Runway and Top Model are okay. But none of that Duck Dynasty stuff, please. Do you like kids? Do you plan on having a big family? [[Of course! I plan on reproducing like crazy.|reproduce]] [[I don't know.|know]] [[I hate kids.|kids]] <img src="boothhorta.png"> Yes! Yes! Yes! Grey's is my favorite, but I watch all of them. Do you like kids? Do you plan on having a big family? [[Of course! I plan on reproducing like crazy.|reproduce]] [[I don't know.|know]] [[I hate kids.|kids]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothhorta.png"> Thanks for making the effort! I really appreciate that! How about that Star Fleet, by the way? [[They're working to correct their mistakes.|Mistakes]] [[Absolute butchers-I can't stand them.|Butcher]] [[What's a Star Fleet?|What]] <img src="boothhorta.png"> I already have thousands of kids (//despite those miners//)! I've always wanted a really big family. Too bad this date is almost over. [[Next|Nexthort]] (set: $Points to ($Points + 1))<img src="boothhorta.png"> I already have thousands of kids (//despite those miners//)! I don't know why anyone would be on the fence about something like that. This date is almost over. [[Next|Nexthort]] <img src="boothhorta.png"> Oh really? I already have thousands of kids (//despite those miners//)! They are my greatest source of joy. At least this date is almost over. [[Next|Nexthort]] (set: $Points to ($Points - 1))**Do you want to see the Horta again?** [[Yes|Yeshort]] [[No|Nohort]] (if: $Points is 3)[**True Love.** Cupid shot his phaser and you and the Horta were meant to be.](if: $Points is 2)[You two sure hit it off-- the Horta is interested in a second date.](if: $Points is 1)[You made a weak impression. I wouldn't wait by the phone for the Horta.](if: $Points is 0)[The Horta can't remember who you are-so no second date.](if: $Points is -1)[The Horta is just not that into you.](if: $Points is -2)[That date was terrible. The Horta really doesn't want to see you again.](if: $Points is -3)[The Horta sees no future with you. **Rejected.**] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Play again?|Start]](if: $Points is 3)[Really? You don't know what's good for you because you and the Horta would have been the perfect match.](if: $Points is 2)[You and the Horta were mostly compatible-- but that must not have been enough for you. Too bad.](if: $Points is 1)[You guys only had a little bit in common- so not seeing the Horta again is probably for the best.](if: $Points is 0)[No connection there. Perfectly forgetable date.](if: $Points is -1)[The Horta is just not that into you either, so it's for the best.](if: $Points is -2)[That date was terrible & you knew it.](if: $Points is -3)[Smart cookie. Just no chemistry between you and the Horta.] <img src="profilehorta.png"> [[Play again?|Start]]