It's the year 2042. The world is a [[different]] place now.
Trump has united the world under one ruler (him of course).
He saw all current technology as being part of Obamas legacy and sought to change it all. As [[weird]] as some of the changes are many have been quite [[useful]].
Was it really necessary to replace locks with saliva samplers? Would retina scanners not have been the logical choice?
Did you have to be that [[different]]?
Following Trumps death in 2030 , a youthful( thanks to [[trump anti aging tablets]] ) Michael D. Higgins has been in power.
His campaign opponent [[David Attenborough]] harbours many bad feelings towards Higgins and believes he rigged the election.
A tablet which counters the affects of aging and in high enough doses can even reverse them. [[useful]] huh?
David was approached to film Planet Earth 3 by the BBC. He ofcourse agreed but upon discovering that all of the wild animals had been replaced by animatronics, he and his crew have all gone [[missing]]
Those with inside information suspect that Higgins' personal robot guard has gone rogue and [[abducted]] David.
A search attempt has been launched, comprising of some of the BBC's most high profile former [[members]] the team is expected to [[never find]] Sir David.
Mary Berry(Great British Bake Off), David Tennant(Doctor Who) and Alesha Dixon(Strictly Come Dancing) make up the crack team who will most likely [[never find]] Sir David.
The team begins their search in the Presidential Palace in Taiwan where Supreme Leader Michael D. Higgins spends his winter. They are confronted by the Palace guard. A [[fight]] ensues.
Okay it wasn't really much of a fight to be honest. Lets just say Mary tried to throw some muffins and now they're in the [[dungeon]].
The dungeon is [[dark]], [[damp]] and [[smelly]].
Its a dark [[dungeon]]. What else can I say?
Water drips from the ceiling, I wish I had a cool story like the [[dungeon]] was under the sea, buuuut I don't there's just water dripping from the ceiling.
"Smells like a way out" says Dixon, as she opens the door that the guard had forgotten to lock. Our heroes begin to make their way back up the stairs to the [[main floor]].
Our heroes emerge on the main floor and to their amazement. There is Sir David. But [[who]] is that behind him?
"How's it going? Welcome to Taiwan." the figure says in an [[Irish Accent]].
Its Michael D. Higgins!!!! His guard didn't go rogue he did!!!
He begins to rise to his feet, or rather the [[mech]] that he's ins feet.
Thinking quickly our heroes run at the mech and push it towrds the [[giant window]] thats conveniently placed behind him.
Higgins tumbles out the window and falls 50feet. Our crack team has saved the day. [[But where is the crew?]]
Unfortunately Attenboroughs crew was never found. He didn't mind though as he became Global leader.