There are no cats in my backyard. I can hear them. Behind the fence. In the alley. The neighbor’s yard rings with soft purrs. [[Look away despondently|look away 1]] [[Continue staring out the window|staring 1]]I remember when all of the cats came to my backyard. They played with the baseball. They slept in the flower pot. I would take their picture and name them silly things. Those were the good days. The days with cats in my backyard. [[Look away despondently|look away 2]] [[Continue staring out the window|staring 2]] I can’t bear the sight of an empty back yard. Do they not love me? Do they not desire the bouncing ball? Is the fluffy pillow not soft enough? The fish tank not fishy enough? What do they desire? What am I missing? [[Look away despondently|look away 2]] [[Continue staring out the window|staring 2]]I thought I saw a cat, but it was just the bottle of wine. I should stop drinking. [[Look away despondently|look away 3]] [[Continue staring out the window|staring 3]]Maybe if I climb the telephone pole I will be able to see some cats. [[Look away despondently|look away 3]] [[Continue staring out the window|staring 3]]What do the neighbors have in their back yard that I don’t? I bet they have the fancy cat food. [[Look away despondently|summary]] [[Continue staring out the window|summary]]Is the plastic bag too cheap? Why do cats have to be so judgy? [[Look away despondently|summary]] [[Continue staring out the window|summary]]I don’t need multiple cats in my back yard. Just one would be ok. As long as it’s the gray one. The tabby always looks the other way, and the white one never leaves any fish. [[Look away despondently|end]] [[Continue staring out the window|end]]Maybe I should just spend four dollars and buy some gold fish… [[Make an in app purchase|final]] [[No I refuse|There are no cats in my backyard]]<img src="http://i.imgur.com/bQ3rSNi.gif">