Your $gender needs a lunch. Pack a bento box Make a peanut butter sandwich Give lunch money (link: "Pack a bento box" )[(set: $time +=1)(goto: "choice2")] (link: "Make a peanut butter sandwich" )[(set: $time +=.5)(goto: "choice2")] (link: "Give lunch money" )[(set: $time +=0)(goto: "choice2")](set: $career to "none") (set: $money to 0) Choose a career: (link: "counselor" )[(set: $career to "counselor")(goto: "birth")] (link: "lawyer" )[(set: $career to "lawyer")(goto: "birth")] (link: "baker" )[(set: $career to "baker")(goto: "birth")] (link: "engineer" )[(set: $career to "engineer")(goto: "birth")] { (set: $condition to (either:"sickly","healthy","squirmy")) (set: $gender to (either:"boy", "girl")) (set: $pronoun to "she") (set: $possessive_pronoun to "her") (set: $difficulty to (either:"exhausting","unremarkable","easy")) (set: $temperment to (either:"fussy","calm","curious")) (set: $level to 2) (set: $empathy to 0) (set: $resilience to 0) (set: $intelligence to 0) (set: $i_skill to "") (set: $e_skill to "") (set: $bond to 0) (set: $modifier to 1) (set: $max_stamina to 10) (set: $stamina to $max_stamina) (if: $gender is "boy") [ (set: $pronoun to "he") (set: $possessive_pronoun to "him") ] (if: $temperment is "fussy") [(set: $modifier to 8/10)] (elseif: $temperment is "curious") [(set: $modifier to 12/10)] (if: $condition is "sickly") [(set: $max_stamina to 8)] (set: $action to "none") (set: $results to "") (set: $success to "") (set: $transition to true) (set: $health to 10) (if: $difficulty is "exhausting") [(set: $health to it-1)] (elseif: $difficulty is "easy") [(set: $health to it+1)] } Congratulations! (if: $parent is "mother")[Today you gave birth to your first child, a $condition $gender.](else:)[Today your first child, a $condition $gender, was born.] It was an $difficulty birth and the child is $temperment. (display: "baby training")(if: $transition is true)[So now you've got this teeny pink little bundle, looking at you helplessly through half-opened eyes. No better time than the present to start preparing $possessive_pronoun to face the world. What do you do?] (else:) [$results $success (if: $i_skill is not "" or $e_skill is not "")[Do you think $pronoun is ready for a (link:"play date")[(goto:"play date")]?] Stamina: $stamina ] (link: "Read to your $gender" )[ (set: $action to "read") (goto: "baby eval") ] (link: "Sing to your $gender" )[ (set: $action to "sing") (goto: "baby eval") ] (link: "Cuddle with your $gender" )[ (set: $action to "cuddle") (goto: "baby eval") ] (link: "Play with your $gender" )[ (set: $action to "play") (goto: "baby eval") ]$transition (if: $transition is true)[What? Your little $gender is growing! Your INFANT is now a fully-mobile CHILD! How the time flies. Your little $gender is growing up. You can't believe $pronoun is in school now. You still get to spend time with $possessive_pronoun after school, but you miss the amount of time you used to have together. Still, $pronoun is counting on you, so you intend to make the most of the time you have. ](else:) [$results $success What will you do today? ] (link: "Encourage $possessive_pronoun to study" )[ (set: $action to "study") (goto: "temp eval") ] (link: "Let $possessive_pronoun play with friends" )[ (set: $action to "play") (goto: "temp eval") ] (link: "Insist $pronoun do $possessive_pronoun chores" )[ (set: $action to "chores") (goto: "temp eval") ] (link: "Let $possessive_pronoun watch tv" )[ (set: $action to "tv") (goto: "temp eval") ] What? Your little $gender is growing! Your CHILD is now an angsty TEENAGER! School Job Chores SocialWhat? Your $gender is all grown up! Your TEENAGER is now an ADULT, ready to face the world! Call Visit Email Let alone{ (set: $transition to false) (set: $enemy to 0) (set: $results to "") (set: $do to 0) (if: $temperment is "fussy")[ (set: $do to (either: 1,2,3)) ] (else if: $temperment is "calm")[ (set: $do to (random: 1,6)) ] (if: $do is not 1)[ (set: $success to "You may be getting the hang of this. What now?") (if: $action is "read")[ (set: $intelligence to it+1*$modifier) (set: $results to "Your $gender babbles along happily at your words.") (set: $success to "You may be getting the hang of this being a $parent thing. What now?") (if: $intelligence > 5 and $i_skill is "")[ (set: $i_skill to "tell story") (set: $results to "Your $gender has learned a STORY!") (set: $success to "You feel so proud of your little $gender.") ] ](elseif: $action is "sing")[ (set: $empathy to it+1*$modifier) (set: $results to "Your $gender coos and giggles along to your singing.") (set: $success to "You may be getting the hang of this. What now?") (if: $empathy > 5 and $e_skill is "")[ (set: $e_skill to "sing song") (set: $results to "Your $gender has learned a SONG!") (set: $success to "You feel so proud of your little $gender.") ] ](elseif: $action is "cuddle")[ (set: $bond to it+1*$modifier) (if: $stamina+$bond <= $max_stamina)[(set: $stamina to it+$bond)] (else:)[(set: $stamina to $max_stamina)] (set: $results to "Your $gender rests contentedly in your arms.") ](elseif: $action is "play")[ (set: $resilience to it+1*$modifier) (set: $results to "Your $gender's eye light up with joy.") ] ] (else:)[ (set: $results to "Your $gender fusses and squirms.") (set: $success to "You wonder what you did to upset $possessive_pronoun.") ] (if: $level is 2)[(set: $transition to true)(goto: "child training")] (else:)[(goto: "baby training")] }{ (set: $level to it+1) (set: $results to "") (set: $do to 0) (if: $temperment is "fussy")[ (set: $do to (either: 1,2,3)) ] (else if: $temperment is "calm")[ (set: $do to (random: 1,6)) ] (if: $do is not 1)[ (set: $success to "Not a bad day.") (if: $action is "study")[ (set: $intelligence to it+1*$modifier) (set: $results to "Your $gender babbles along happily at your words.") ](elseif: $action is "play")[ (set: $empathy to it+1*$modifier) (set: $results to "Your $gender's imagination runs wild.") ](elseif: $action is "tv")[ (set: $resilience to it-5/10) (set: $health to it+1) (set: $results to "Your $gender relaxes in front of the television.") ](elseif: $action is "chores")[ (set: $resilience to it+1*$modifier) (set: $results to "Your $gender grumbles, but does $possessive_pronoun work.") ] ] (else:)[ (set: $results to "Your $gender fusses and squirms.") (set: $success to "You wonder what you did to upset $possesive_pronoun.") ] (if: $level is 20)[(goto: "teen training")] (else:)[(goto: "child training")] }Your $gender has encountered a wild TEACHER! TEACHER wants evidence of learning. Your glad your child knows: $i_skill{ (set: $results to "") (if: $enemy is 0)[ (set: $nolive to "true") (set: $enemy to (either: "nephew Dewey","baby Katrina")) (if: $enemy is "nephew Dewey")[(set: $enemy_name to "Dewey")] (else:)[(set: $enemy_name to "Katrina")] (set: $enemy_stamina to (random: 3,6)) (set: $weakness to (either: "empathy", "intelligence")) Your $gender has a play date with $enemy! What do you think your $gender should do? <br /><br /> (link: "$e_skill")[(set: $action to $e_skill)(goto:"play date")]<br /> (link: "$i_skill")[(set: $action to $i_skill)(goto:"play date")] ](else:)[ (set: $nolive to "false") (set: $damage to 0) (if: $action is "sing song")[ (set: $damage to $empathy - 5) (set: $result1 to "Your child sang a song and $enemy was moderately amused.<br />") (if: $weakness is "empathy")[ (set: $damage to it * 1.5) (set: $result1 to "Your child sang a song and $enemy loved it!<br />") ] $result1 ] (if: $action is "tell story")[ (set: $damage to $intelligence - 5) (set: $result1 to "Your child told a story and $enemy was moderately amused.<br />") (if: $weakness is "intelligence")[ (set: $damage to it * 1.5) (set: $result1 to "Your child told a story and $enemy loved it!<br />") ] $result1 ] ] (if: $nolive is "false")[ (live: 2s)[ (set: $result2 to "options") (set: $enemy_stamina to it-$damage) (if: $enemy_stamina <=0)[ (set: $result1 to "Your $gender had a great playdate!<br />") (set: $result2 to "") (set: $level to it+1) ](else:)[ (set: $result1 to (either: "$enemy_name cries. Your $gender is confused.", "$enemy_name hoardes the toys. Your $gender is sad.")) (set: $stamina to (either: it-2, it-3)) ] (if: $stamina <= 0) [ (set: $result1 to "Your child is exhausted by the play date.<br />") (set: $result2 to "") ] $result1 Stamina: $stamina<br /> (if: $result2 is "options") [ (link: "$e_skill")[(set: $action to $e_skill)(goto:"play date")]<br /> (link: "$i_skill")[(set: $action to $i_skill)(goto:"play date")] ](else:)[(link: "The play date is over.")[(goto: "baby eval")]] (stop:) ] ] }<h1>PokéMom</h1> Play as the (link:"Mother")[(set: $parent to "mother")(goto:"birth")] (link:"Father")[(set: $parent to "father")(goto:"birth")] by <html><a href="https://twitter.com/rachelnponce">@rachelnponce</a></html> for #momjam 2015 Double-click this passage to edit it. (goto: "play date")More coming soon. Happy Mother's Day! Chicago #momjam 2015