Create New Coin!
Hey there! While you are playing this game, 25% of your CPU is being used to generate actual cryptocurrency! Isn't that pretty neato and thematic?
Screw you, my ad/virus blocker already took care of it!
Cool, have 50% of my CPU!
I LOVE YOU PLS HAVE 90% OF MY CPU
No, this is immoral.
Why is it immoral?
You're wasting CPU cycles and hurting the environment!
You're stealing my CPU cycles!
Cryptocurrency is a bubble/scam!
Only fiat currency, fueled by the blood of countless innocents, can be valid money!
Then I suggest you turn off your computer/device.
Use this convenient shortcut to prevent me from "stealing" from you:
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NOTE: I removed the actual cryptocurrency miner that ran on your browser in a previous version, but I left the joke dialogue in as it was
Try something a little more original...
Try a real name that isn't just initials...
Start Cryptocurrency Coin adVenture!
WARNING: This will erase all data from the current game (if there is one)!
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