<<set $nowait = false>>“How do ya take it?"\n\n“With sugar and cream."\n\n“Sweet and creamy as the devil's asshole," says the figure behind the bar.\n\n[[“No, wait, I don't want cream!"|Sweet]]\n[[“No, wait, I don't want sugar!"|Creamy]]\n[[Drink.|Drink]]
<<set $nowait = true>>Another day, another dollar. Another dollar to spend on the cup of coffee you so desperately need to get through the day.\n\nIt's an old, gabled diner, the kind that used to be someone's house. The chimes on the door tinkle as you enter, and the inside is filled with the kind of electric chandeliers and candles that make it both dark and bright at the same time.\n\nYou sit down at the bar and say “[[coffee|Black]]" to the wrinkled old figure behind the bar.
<<set $nowait = false>>“How do ya take it?"\n\n“With sugar."\n\n“Sweet as the devil's asshole," says the figure behind the bar.\n\n[[“I want cream too!"|Both]]\n[[“No, wait, I don't want sugar!"|Black]]\n[[Drink.|Drink]]
//Sssip.//\n\nDelicious.
<<set $nowait = false>>“How do ya take it?"\n\n“With cream."\n\n“Creamy as the devil's asshole," says the figure behind the bar.\n\n[[“No, wait, I don't want cream!"|Black]]\n[[“I want sugar too!"|Both]]\n[[Drink.|Drink]]
“How do ya take it?"\n\n“No cream, no sugar. Black."\n\n“Black as the devil's asshole," says the figure behind the bar.\n\n<<if $nowait eq true>>“No, wait!"\n\n<<endif>>[[“I want cream!"|Creamy]]\n[[“I want sugar!"|Sweet]]\n<<if $nowait eq false>>[[Drink.|Drink]]<<endif>>
The Devil's Asshole
anna anthropy
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