You can't. You are too sad.<<set $target="second">><<if ($walk&&$film) || ($walk&&$food) || ($food&&$film) >><<set $target="first-repeating">><<endif>><blockquote>\n<<if $walk>>[[Take a walk|$target][$walk=false]]<<endif>>\n<<if $film>>[[Watch a film|$target][$film=false]]<<endif>>\n<<if $food>>[[Find something to eat|$target][$food=false]]<<endif>>\n</blockquote>\n
You can't. You are too sad.<<set $target="final">><<if ($sit&&$scream) || ($sit&&$slap) || ($scream&&$slap) >><<set $target="second-repeating">><<endif>><blockquote>\n<<if $sit>>[[Sit Down|$target][$sit=false]]<<endif>>\n<<if $scream>>[[Scream for help|$target][$scream=false]]<<endif>>\n<<if $slap>>[[Slap yourself into shape|$target][$slap=false]]<<endif>>\n</blockquote>
You feel sad. You find yourself staring out of the window, looking at nothing.\n\nYou do not know who to call, and besides you don't want any company. Yet you would like to make yourself feel better.\n<blockquote>\n[[Take a walk|first-repeating][$walk=false]]<<set a=1 >>\n[[Watch a film|first-repeating][$film=false]]<<set a=1 >>\n[[Find something to eat|first-repeating][$food=false]]\n</blockquote>\n<<set $walk=true>>\n<<set $film=true>>\n<<set $food=true>>
You can't bring yourself to do it.\n\nYou want to just sit down, where you are, and let the world pass you by.\n<blockquote>[[Sit Down|second-repeating][$sit=false]]\n[[Scream for help|second-repeating][$scream=false]]\n[[Slap yourself into shape|second-repeating][$slap=false]]\n</blockquote>\n<<set $sit=true>>\n<<set $scream=true>>\n<<set $slap=true>>
Depression Simulator
<a href="http://www.twitter.com/jjc_uk" rel="none">@jjc_uk</a>
You can't. You just can't.\n\nIt is now midnight. \n\nAll you can do is look back at the wasted day and accept the descending darkness.\n\n<sub>Maybe [[tomorrow|Start]] will be a better day.</sub>