SECRET SPACE ADVENTURE

You're on a spaceship. The lights are out and klaxons are blaring.

It's UNIX! You know this! You manage to turn off the alarms.

The ship is hurtling toward an alien planet. Duh.

Success! You're no longer crashing.

Uh-oh! A giant space whale engulfs your ship.

You get 100 likes and 50 rebleeps. Congrats.

Huh... there's a giant space whale off the starboard side.

You make a new friend!

They save your butt. They're the best!

You gain control of the ship.

The surface of the planet is purple and populated by bubble folk.

They don't use Blipper. They're very confused, and eat you.

START YOUR ADVENTURE