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<<if visited("Infirmary Room") is 1>>I wake up and sit in bed. I feel a bit dizzy.
[[Look around->Infirmary Room 2]]The room is empty, except for some medical equipment and posters.
A small door with a sign reading "STAFF ROOM" is on the left side.
The exit door is in front of me<<if not visited("Middle Floor Corridor")>>, locked<<endif>>.
[[Enter the staff room->Staff Room]]
[[Inspect posters->Medical Posters]]
<<if $has_infirmary_key is 1>>[[Unlock the door and go outside->Middle Floor Corridor]]<<endif>>This is the entrance hall to the living quarters.
A small pond is surrounded by a couple of chairs, some of them occupied by more sleeping guests.
A huge welcome poster covers one wall.
<<if ($has_bert and not $has_control_key)>>[[Look for the control room->Search Bottom]]<<endif>>
[[Go upstairs->Middle Floor Corridor]]
[[Look at the poster->Poster]]
[[Go to the living quarters->Living Quarters]]
<<if $leaving_base>>[[Go to the train station->Train Station]]<<endif>><<if not visited("Family Room") >>
Our room is the second from the right, I should hurry.
<<elseif $has_sam neq 1>>
Our room is the second from the right.
Thumping and cries are coming from one of the neighbor quarters on the left side.
[[Go to neighbours->Neighbors Room]]\
Our room is the second from the right.\
<<if visited("Control Room")>>[[Go to Bert's room->Bert Room]]<<endif>>
[[Go to our room->Family Room]]
[[Go to the hall->Bottom Floor Hall]]I follow the noise and peek inside a slightly open door.
There is nobody inside but I can see the bedroom door and hear someone banging on it from the other side. The bedroom key is in the lock.
<<if not visited("Talk1-1")>>\
"<<print either("Dad! Mom! Where are you?!","Dad! Open up!","Anybody, help!") >>" \
"<<print either("Hey, come back!","Hey you, please open up!","Anybody, help!") >>" \
a kid's voice comes from the bedroom.
<<if not visited("Talk1-1")>>[[Shout: "Who is that?"->Talk1-1]]<<endif>>
[[Unlock the bedroom->Talk1-2]]
[[Go outside->Living Quarters]]Mom and dad are here, sitting on the couch, sleeping.
<<if visited("Family Room") is 1>>\
I try shaking them to wake them up, but they keep sleeping, their bodies soft and limp.
What the heck is going on?
"Mom! Dad!" I shout as the feeling of unease slowly overwhelms me.
I keep trying for a few minutes then I get mad and hit my dad in the chest out of desperation. Nothing happens. I start crying and curl up between them on the couch, wrapping mom's arm around me.
Her warmth and steady beating of her heart calms me down. I close my eyes and listen.
Then I notice something else.\
I can hear dampened thuds and thumps. And voices. It's coming from one of the nearby quarters.
[[Go outside->Living Quarters]]We are standing at the terrace overlooking the whole leisure zone. A couple of scenic viewers are near the edge.
The huge fountain in the center of the terrace is now turned off. Sleepers are lying around as if they were enjoying the sun.
[[Go to the pool->Pool]]
[[Look into the scenic viewer->Viewer]]
[[Go downstairs->Middle Floor Corridor]]The small artificial beach is covered with sunbeds, beach umbrellas and lots of sleepers.
A little island lies not far off the coast. <<if (visited("Viewer") > 1) and (not $has_bert)>>There's a guy waving at us. Seems like he's stuck there. And he's definitely not a sleeper.<<endif>>
<<if $has_tardigrade eq 1>>[[Put the tardigrade on the water->Beach][$has_tardigrade to 2]]\
<<elseif ($has_tardigrade eq 2) and (not $has_bert)>>[[Hop on the tardigrade->Island]]<<endif>>
[[Go to the pool->Pool]]The pool is filled with clear water. Seems that nobody was in the water during the blackout, because I can't see any drowned sleepers. There are lots of them at the poolside though.
A staff member is lying on the floor in a weird pose, also sleeping, with some refreshments scattered around as they fell from his food tray.
<<if not $has_tardigrade>>The only thing floating in the pool is a rather big inflatable toy tardigrade.
[[Grab the tardigrade->Get Tardigrade]]<<endif>>
<<if ($has_bert and visited("Search Middle"))>>[[Search the staff member->Search Keycard]]
[[Go to the beach->Beach]]
[[Go to the fountain->Fountain]]<<if visited("Control Room") is 1>>We slide the keycard through the scanner and the door opens with a faint "click".<<endif>>
The room is full of control panels and schematics. Most are off, but some glow with a dim light.
<<if visited("Control Room") is 1>>[[Inspect the room->Control Room Talk]]
Sam's there with Tim. She looks up: "Did you forget something?"
"Er... Nope, just checking."
<<elseif visited("Bert Room")>>
"So we're staying here," Sam examines the room, "You sure the talkies will reach you there?"
"Sure thing, it should be okay up to three or four kilometers and the shuttle dock is not further than two," Bert assures her.
"Good luck and be safe," we fist bump and leave.
"The train station is on the lowest floor, right?"
"Right," nods Bert.
<<set $leaving_base to 1>>\
[[Go outside->Middle Floor Corridor]]
A huge map of the vacation center is hanging on the wall.
Two corridors split from here.
[[Go to "Arrivals"->Arrival Platform]]
[[Go to "Departures"->Departure Platform]]The platform is empty, there's no train in the station.
<<if visited("Departure Platform") is 1>>Bert leans over the railings and peeks into the depot tunnel, "There's no train in the depot either."<<endif>>
[[Go back->Train Station]]The platform is empty, there's no train in the station.
<<if visited("Arrival Platform") is 1>>Bert leans over the railings and peeks into the depot tunnel, "Hey, I can see a train in the depot!"<<endif>>
[[Go to the depot->Depot]]
[[Go back->Train Station]]<<if visited("Depot") is 1>>
We jump over the railing and walk along a narrow platform edge.
The train is standing in a dimly lit depot, its doors open.
We enter the first car. The train is automated, though Bert manages to find a hidden maintenance panel with manual controls. After some tinkering the train comes to life.
"High five!" Bert raises his palm and I slap it excitedly. "So, ready to go?"
Bert is looking at me, his hand on the train controls.
<<if $train_direction is 1>>
<<if (visited("Bump") and not visited("Reverse"))>>[[Set reverse->Reverse]]<<endif>>The train starts off in the reverse direction.
We wait in suspense as it speeds up through the tunnel. After a while it slows down and halts. We have arrived to the shuttle station.
We get off the train in a hurry.
[[Go outside->Shuttle Base]]<<if visited("Shuttle Base") is 1>>We look around. Nobody comes to greet us.
The first person we see is a train station staff, sleeping on his post.
"So it's still up to us," sighs Bert.
He raises his walkie-talkie to his mouth, "Hey, guys, you hear me?"
"Oh, finally, I was worried about you. Are you there already?" Sam sounds a little anxious.
"Yeah, we have just arrived. Everyone's sleeping here too."
"Ah... OK. So let's stick to the plan, right?"
"Right," Bert puts the talkie away.
The station is occupied by a bunch of sleepers on the benches.
There's a corridor to the landing pad. A smaller corridor leads to the power station.
[[Go to the power station->Power Station]]
[[Go to the landing pad->Landing Pad]]The power station is a smaller room with a couple of control panels and a huge window overlooking an array of solar panels.
<<if not $lost_bert>>Bert leans over one of them and starts fiddling with it.
"Hmm... Okay... This could work. Tony, hand me the com, please."
I pass him the walkie-talkie and he instructs Sam to reroute the power from here to the ventilation system of the vacation center. Then he frowns.
[[Ask him what's wrong->Power Station 2]]<<else>>
[[Go outside->Shuttle Base]]
<<endif>>There is a TV screen and a small couch. An older nurse is sleeping on it.
<<if visited('Staff Room') is 1>>I try talking to her, but she keeps sleeping. I raise my voice and even shake her shoulder a bit, but she's out cold, like in a coma. What the heck?
Guess I'll have to go find mom and dad on my own.
[[Look at the nurse->Nurse]]
[[Go back->Infirmary]]The corridor is huge but almost empty.
A couple is lying on a bench, sleeping. An old pug lady seemingly naps in the corner. <<if visited("Middle Floor Corridor") < 4>>Why the heck is everyone sleeping?<<endif>>
Automatic door to the east wing is closed and out of order, blocking the way. <<if visited("Middle Floor Corridor") is 1>>Through the glass I can see a stumbling figure, he looks like another guest.
He notices me standing there and rushes towards the door, hitting the glass hard with his body and collapsing to the floor. He picks himself up and bangs his fists on the glass, eyes rolling, making a mad face.
I shout and wave at him at first but then give up with a realization. This guy must be completely out of his mind. Fortunately the door separates us.<<else>>
A mad guy is banging on the glass door from the other side.
<<endif>> He is not asleep but is as helpfull as if he was.
The door leading upstairs seem to be blocked from the other side. I tried pushing but it won't budge. <<if $has_sam>>But maybe with a little more force it could give in.<<endif>>
<<if not visited("Family Room")>>Mom and dad are probably in our living quarters.
<<if ($has_sam and not visited("Pushing Door"))>>[[Try pushing the door together with Sam ->Pushing Door]]
<<if ($has_bert and not $has_control_key)>>[[Look for the control room->Search Middle]]
<<if $has_control_key>>[[Go to the control room->Control Room]]
<<if visited("Pushing Door")>>[[Go upstairs->Fountain]]
[[Go downstairs->Bottom Floor Hall]]The banging and crying stops.
"Says who?" the kid shouts. It is probably a girl.
"Are our mom and dad there?" the girl asks.
"No. I don't see anyone."
I can hear muffled voices then the girl again, "Can you open the door?"
[[Open the door->Talk1-2]]
[[Go outside->Living Quarters]]I unlock the door then quickly back away a few steps.
The door opens half way and a koala girl peeks outside. Another koala's face, smaller, appears beneath her.
"Thanks... Panda boy..." the girl says, inspects me, and then looks around the quarters. "Where did you come from?"
"We have a room nearby. My mom and dad are asleep and I can't wake them up. And everyone else is sleeping. And my inlays are not working either. Do you know what's happening?"
"Maybe. But we need to find mom and dad first."
"Where's mom? Who's the panda?" mumbles the smaller kid, pulling her sleeve.
"Don't worry, we'll find mom and dad," she strokes his furry head and looks at me again.
"This is Tim, my little brother. And I'm Sam," she sticks out her hand.
"Tony," I say as we shake hands.
"I'll tell you what I know then you do the same, okey?" Sam offers.
Sam starts: "We were watching the MegaBowl yesterday evening with our mom and dad.
Then the power went out. We waited for a while but it did not go back up.
Dad's a huge fan. He didn't want to miss the match, so he went out to get the power fixed.
Later we heard some noise outside and mom got nervous because dad was not coming back for quite a while.
She went out to get him and quickly returned, looking scared.
She shoved us into our bedroom and locked us inside. I heard her breathing heavily then she said "I'm going for dad, stay here," and left.
Dad's a tough guy so I'm not worried much but we need to find them," Sam wraps it up.
"Can you call her or locate her? Do your inlays work?" I ask.
"No... we... don't have those," she dodges my look.
"Don't have..." I fail to grasp her words at first. "You... You're baselines?"
"Yeah, dad says our bodies are perfect in what they do and external pads are just fine for coms and stuff," she says.
"Wow," I've heard about people without inlays but I've never met them. I scratch my head.
"What about you? Can't you use your inlays?" she looks at me.
[[Tell your side of the story ->Talk1-4]]
"I was sunbathing a lot at the top floor. You know, in the leisure zone. I love to get my fur warm while I'm coding. Apparently I overdid it a bit, got sick and dad took me to the doctor.
They said my inlays got fried because the shielding is still not perfect and you should not be exposed to the sun for so many days in a row. So my inlays needed to be replaced, otherwise it would cause me headaches and make me throw up.
Dad got a tad angry because it would cost us a lot but then he said "I'm mad but I still want to enjoy the rest of the holiday without you whining about the broken inlays." He even wanted to throw in an upgrade as an early birthday present.
So I was almost looking forward to the surgery, even though I'd miss the MegaBowl. Then they put me to sleep and when I woke up nothing worked and everyone was just sleeping. Except for you. And the guy behind the door upstairs."
"What's up with him?" Sam raises her ears.
"Well, he is not sleeping. When I saw him he was stumbling around, hitting walls and looking crazy though."
[["Did you find your parents?" she asks.->Talk1-5]]"Yeah, on a couch in our room. Tried to wake them up but they're sleeping too, like in a coma or something."
She looks down, thinking aloud, "So... Tim and I don't have inlays and yours are offline..."
"But most people here probably have them," she continues.
"And now they're sleeping or crazy," we look at each other.
"Right, this whole mess seems to be connected to the inlays somehow," I say.
"Now we need to find our parents and some doctor or something to wake up yours. And everyone else. You coming with us?" Sam asks.
[[Agree ->Living Quarters][$has_sam to 1]]Pushing together we manage to open the door a little bit and then some more.
Something heavy is blocking the door, but we are are pushing it away.
I glance through the door and see it was some fat sleeper lying on the floor in a funny pose. No wonder I couldn't move him on my own.
The stairwell leads up.
<<if visited("Viewer") eq 1>>I lean to a pair of binoculars-
Someone grabs my hand. I look down and there's Tim, "I want to see."
Sam lifts him up to the viewer. "Mom is not there," he says after a while as she puts him down.
I can see the pool, the beach and the island. <<if not $has_bert>>Someone seems to be waving at me from the island. I zoom in and see a bear, an older guy.<<endif>>
[[Stop looking->Fountain]]I lean over the edge of the pool to get the toy.
My foot slips on the wet tiles-
but Sam grabs my arm in the last second.
I reach for the toy and pull it out of the water.
"No prob." We do a fist bump.\
<<set $has_tardigrade to 1>>
[[Continue->Pool]]I am getting ready to hop on the tardigrade to cross over to the island. I'm not a fan of water so I feel a bit shaky.
"Wait!" Sam stops me. "You don't seem much like a swimming type.
I'm in a swimming club, so let me do the job."
"But what if the guy is dang-," I try to protest-
"We need help, so we gotta risk it. And I can take care of myself."
She turns to Tim, "You stay with Tony, I'll be right back."
Then she gets on the tardigrade, regains her balance and pushes off.
Tim takes my hand, watching her paddle away.
[[Continue->Island 2]]The surface of the artifical sea is completely still.
We watch Sam paddle across the two hundred meters or so, reaching the island.
The guy is watching her come closer then they talk for a while. She drops off into the water, making a room for him on the tardigrade. He carefully climbs there. Sam pushes off and swims back, pushing the tardigrade in front of her.
They're back in a couple of minutes. I can see the guy is old. I give him a hand, he climbs off the water and drops in the sand, breathing heavily, "Thanks... Oh, I hate swimming."
"Then why get on the island?" I ask.
"Because... I love the sea. The island...," he pauses to catch his breath, "It's a peninsula during low tide. But the pumps are down... so the tide stayed high," he explains.
"I'm Bert, by the way," we shake hands.
As he rests for a minute his breathing gets slower.
<<set $has_bert to 1>>
[[Continue->Talk 2-1]]"How come you're not sleeping?" I ask impatiently. "Are your inlays broken? Or are you a baseline?"
"Well," Bert scratches his ear, "a bit of both. I switch it off when I'm off duty. Which is most of the time now, since I've retired. I'm a spacr, you know."
Cool, I've never met a spacr before. They fly to abandoned outposts and fix legacy stuff that nobody understands anymore.
"You can switch it off?"
"Yeah, sure. I've heard they don't let you do that with recent models, right?" he grins.
"Sam told me you're looking for her parents," Bert looks at me. "And that your parents are asleep. So, I think we should find a way to help everyone out of this mess. Right?"
[[Nod->Talk 2-2]]"To wake them up," Bert continues, "we'll probably need to call for help, because I suppose none of you is an expert on inlays and neither am I."
"But the first thing, we need to keep them alive and breathing. And as you can see or rather hear," he points towards the ventilation system, "no power means no air. And we will be choking in a few hours. We need to find the control room, switch on some backup power unit to get the ventilation running. I'd guess the control room is somewhere underground."
"Then we should find the coms and contact a nearby base. That's the plan. Agreed?" he looks at us.
"Agreed," says Sam.
"Agreed," says little Tim.
[["Agree"->Beach]]"We're not getting enough juice," Bert sighs.
He looks up at the solar panel array. "Hmm, it's misaligned. I'll try to fix that... Damn, access denied," he hits the control panel with his fist. Then he looks around and notices a closet with a pressure suit.
"This calls for the good old handywork." With mumbled complaints about cutting down on burritos he puts on the suit.
"Guard the base," he gives me the walkie talkie, "I'll be back soon," He disappears in the nearby airlock. After a while I see him climbing a ladder to the array platform. It's three or four floors above the ground. Pretty dangerous.
Once up there, he starts aligning the panels to face the sun, row by row, using the manual override.
[[Continue->Power Station 3]]The walkie-talkie crackles back to life.
"It's working! I can feel the breeze even here! So fresh!" shouts Sam.
"Oh my god!" she cries out and her walkie-talkie is dropped to the floor.
"What's wrong?" I blurt out, but then I recognize muted cries. "Mom! Dad! I was so worried!" Some other voices join her.
I start jumping up and down excitedly and waving at Bert. I want him to know that we've found Sam and Tim's parents. He's just finishing the alignment, turning to me. His foot slips, he stumbles and looses his balance. In the total silence of lunar atmosphere he falls off the platform, all the way down before disappearing from my view.
It was just a second, but I'm still staring, trying to understand what just happened. Tears rush into my eyes.
I drop on my knees, while listening to happy chuckles of Sam and Tim coming over the radio.
Four floors of freefall. The platform was too high.
Suddenly an unfamiliar voice interrupts the broadcast.
<<set $lost_bert to 1>>
[[Continue->Power Station 4]]
"Hello! Can you hear me? I'm getting ready for landing," says the voice.
I wipe the tears hastily and answer, "What? Who are you? Where are you?"
"I'm in a shuttle, docking in a few minutes," says woman voice, "Don't worry, I'm here to help. Over and out."
[[Continue->Power Station]]<<if not $lost_bert>>
Nothing here, except for a closed pressure door, empty seats and a few blank displays.
[[Go back->Shuttle Base]]
The pressure door opens. A young sloth woman, or a girl, is standing there, wearing the spacr overall.
"Hey there! You're Tony, right?" she smiles at me.
"How... how do you know?"
"This guy here told me. I found him slacking off on a heap of foam scraps," she points into the open shuttle door.
I lean forward to see better and my heart jumps up. Bert is sitting there, grinning at me, "Lucky the foam was there. The leg's a bust, but I'm okay."
[[Continue->Landing Pad 2]]
<<endif>>"Enough chitchat," she interrupts us, "We have an entire base full of people to wake up."
"You know how to do that?" my jaw drops.
"Yeah, hopefully. I kinda study the phenomenon. I know a few tricks on how to get everyone back in shape. They'll have to get new inlays, though."
"So it has already happened somewhere?" Bert asks.
[[Continue->Landing Pad 3]]"Yes, it has already happened," she replies, collecting some equipment from the shuttle.
"And do you know what causes the blackout?" Bert asks curiously, "Is it some kind of a power surge?"
"Well, kind of," she replies slowly, "I have this crazy hypothesis, if you want to hear it."
We both stare at her.
"From what I've gathered, it might be a kind of a lifeform."
[[THE END->The End]]THANKS FOR PLAYING! :)
This game was made during Adventure Jam 2015.
It was my first Twine project and also my very first interactive fiction game ever.
I had three personal goals for it:
- Practice written English
- Learn to write games in Twine
- Sketch out the world for my game Spacr - http://spacrgame.tumblr.com"Here it is!" shouts Sam, pointing at a hardly noticeable door.
"Locked," Bert tries the handle, then points at the scanner slot nearby, "We'll need a staff keycard."
[[Go back->Middle Floor Corridor]]We can't find anything resembling the control room on this floor.
[[Go back->Bottom Floor Hall]]
We manage to roll over the chubby staff member and Bert triumphantly pulls out a keycard out of his pocket.
<<set $has_control_key to 1>>\
<<set $has_sam to 1>>
<<set $has_bert to 1>>
[[Middle Floor Corridor]]<<if $offer_stay>>"Actually... I'd like to stay," Sam disagrees with you, " I wanna stay on the base so we don't miss mom and dad."
"Yeah..." Sam says, thinking. "That's probably the best option. I wanna stay on the base so we don't miss mom and dad."
"OK, that's settled than," says Bert, "Now we just need a way to communicate between here and there. I think I have the right thing in my quarters."
[[Continue->Control Room]]Bert's room is in a state of neatly organized mess. A half-open suitcase reveals a bunch of antique books and other stuff, there's a mechanical machine tore open on the bedside table. "I like tinkering with ancient stuff," smiles Bert.
Unexpectedly sweet smell lingers in the room. "I also like chewing gums," explains Bert. I don't know what that means.
<<if not $has_coms>>
"Just gimme a minute," Bert gets on his knees and starts rummaging through the suitcase, then the other one. Then the first one again and finally he holds up a couple of small boxes.
"Coms," explains Bert, "or walkie-talkies as these used to be called. Purely analog. Runs on batteries. Great stuff."
Bert gets up, "Now let's get Sam to the control room."
"And me too!" shouts Tim.
"Sure, you gotta take good care of her," Bert pats him on the shoulder.
<<set $has_coms to 1>>
[[Go outside->Living Quarters]]"Strange," mumbles Bert, "I thought everything was down." He pokes a few screens, then raises his eyebrows. "No way!"
"What?" Sam and I ask at the same time.
"We already ARE running on a backup power. That's probably why some doors keep working. But as it seems it's not enough to power all the systems. To get the ventilation running we'd need an external source," he studies the schematics, while we look around the room.
"A-ha!" exclaims Bert, "There's power station at the shuttle dock. The place where you landed before getting here."
"We rode a train from there," says Sam, "So do we ride it to get back there? Will it even work?"
"Hopefully...," mumbles Bert, still poking and prodding the controls, "The trouble is there isn't a direct connection between this terminal and the one at the power station. So we'll have to operate both of them manually at the same time. Which means someone has to stay here."
[[ Stay ->Control Room Talk 2][$offer_stay to 1]]
[[ Sam stays ->Control Room Talk 2]]The train slowly moves forward, but then jerks back as it bumps into a crossbar stretching over the rails, blocking the way.
"Damn, this way is out of question then."
[[Go back->Depot]]"Let's try this," Bert flips the gear switch.
<<set $train_direction to 1>>
[[Go back->Depot]]What's the time? Everybody's probably watching the MegaBowl right now. Sucks I had to miss it, but at least my operation is over.
I'm checking the clock, but the inlay won't come up, no matter how hard I strain my brain.
I'm trying the location and coms, nothing seems to work. All of my inlays are still down. Was the surgery a failure?
[[Look in the mirror->Mirror]]I am sitting on a bed in the infirmary, scratching the fur on my head.
It hurts a bit... Yeah, right, the operation...
I look around the room. There are two more beds, both empty. There is no window, the infirmary lies underground. The air smells like lemons.
[[Check the time->Infirmary Room 3]]I try calling mom and dad, but with the inlays down I need to use the pad. I reach for it at the side of the bed, swipe it softly, but it won't come up either. The screen stays blank as if the battery is dead.
I guess I'll have to call the nurse. I press the call button and wait a bit. I can't hear any steps, no one seems to be coming.
I climb out of bed. The floor feels cold so I put on my shoes.
[[Sneak out the door->Infirmary]]"Welcome to the Lunar Vacation Center - the best place to enjoy a holiday with your family.
Luxurious family suites deep underground will keep you safe from challenging environment outside (Floor 1).
Extended guest services, beauty parlor, cinema and gym available (Floor 2).
Swimming pool, beach and deserted island - enjoy a tropical adventure under the stars (Floor 3)."
[[Continue->Bottom Floor Hall]]She's an older tiger-splice lady. Wow! Never seen one of those.
<<if $has_infirmary_key neq 1>>A key is dangling from her pocket.
<<if $has_infirmary_key neq 1>>[[Grab the key->Staff Room][$has_infirmary_key to 1]]
[[Go back->Staff Room]]I glance at a mirror near the bed.
I look pretty normal, the usual chubby panda face, unruly fur behind my ears.
Mom says it's been always in the family, since we've been panda-splices for generations.
I inspect my arms and head, but can't see any scars or stitches.
Did they really ditch the operation? I better call mom and dad.
[[Call parents->Infirmary Room 4]]Just some splice advertisements:
"Become a wombat-splice! Gene stability guaranteed for 4 generations!"
There's a wombat girl in the class next to ours. Kinda cute.
"Lemur-splice: 1 week procedure, family discounts."
I hate lemurs. Most of them in our school are rowdy bullies.
"Inlay upgrades. Get the cutting edge technology your body deserves."
Neat. That's exactly what I was here for.
"Nightvision. UltraHD resolution. Available as cerebral inlay."
Hmmpf, who cares about nightvision. Make it infravision and then we're talking.
[[Go back->Infirmary]]by <a href="https://www.twitter.com/jarnik">@jarnik</a>